” your otp is what you are subconsciously looking for in a relationship “
i’m going to jail
the dude is an oasis of zen calm overlaying unbreakable steely reserve and i’m a sweary whisky-soaked asshole with a jank eye who will work for anyone who pays enough
the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told
i have been asking myself since yesterday
why is there a black sports bra on my bed?
Mod: This must be displayed on every artist’s dashboard.
you have no idea how much i needed this today
I’m crying so hard right now it isn’t even funny
I MUST SHOW THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS
The one thing I love the most about this is that I was taught this by a stick figure. ROCK ON STICK FIGURE!
I like watching.
Watching is good.
The best, even.
Don’t ask me to mingle, to participate, to—
- Me: *looks at friend's art in envy*
- Me: *looks at mine*
- Me: ...
- Me: why the fuck are you friends with me?